ZION STRIKES THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC: THE FORMER PRESIDENT EXPRESSES APPROVAL, BIDEN DENOUNCES

In a move that has sent shockwaves throughout the region, Zion launched a series of attacks against Islamic Republic targets earlier today. The campaign came in response to reported Islamic support in recent hostile attacks. Donald, who has long been a fiery champion of Zion, promptly praised the bombardments. He tweeted calling them "a powerful ac